Art Or Fart? Pt. 2

FART (left): Meredith……….. this is a lovely self portrait. I’m lying. It’s a little fartlike. There is some talent, in the detail of the hair and the bareness of the middle part, but when you take a step back and evaluate, one is filled with a sense of unease and discomfort. The artwork itself may not smell as it has no mouth to be able to consume food to digest and then release in a gaseous state, but your fartsy hands sculpted him and he is therefore a little fart… His nose is quite round though. I don’t absolutely despise his shiny black tootsies. 68% FART 32% ART.

ART (right): Kaci this is so adorable. I am overwhelmed and outpouring with feelings of beatitude and felicity. The happy butterflies flapping around in my bloodstream are glowing bright colors after experiencing this hippo in my pupils, as it would any reasonable person. His little knee wrinkles to his adorably puny ears are just delectable. His soul gleams as you have perfectly encaptured his spirit in the image you have crafted from the eyes to the nose to the toes. I just love it. I want to rip him into pieces just to be able to put him back together again and watch him come to life before my eyes. That’s a really nice purple. I like the purple. 100% art 0% fart.

FART (left): WHAT THE ACTUAL FART.

ART (right): God. Yet another beautiful piece of pottery. The dino is adorable, and Abby is almost adorable-er. Fashion and function–what a well thought out piece of work. Not only will it look wonderful mounted on a shelf, but it could perfectly hold any number of things, from some cereal to snack on to a plant to water. This is the type of technology that is revolutionary…that changes lives. It sure did change my life, knowing people like Abby and artwork like Abby’s dinosaur exist out there in the world. Is your life changed? Have you gone back in time and rethought every thought you’d ever thunk? Perhaps you should…. 99.99% Art 00.01% Fart