Are You Desperate For A Prom Date? I Can't Help You
March 30, 2023
Uh oh, time is running out to lock down a date for prom! With it being just a little over a month until the long awaited date, the stress is on. You need to get a dress (and maybe alter it), figure out hair & makeup, perhaps schedule a nail appointment, and one of the most important details of the night, decide who you are going with. Whether you go with a date or a group of friends, the main priority of the night is to have fun. Here are some eligible senior bachelorettes, and a bachelor, that could be a great date for prom, either one-on-one or in a group setting.
Hanna is the party animal. If you are looking for a super fun time with someone who isn’t afraid to embarrass themselves, Hanna is the way to go. She is not afraid to be herself and will empower you to do the same by just being around her. She will bring the energy you so desperately need but didn’t know you wanted it. There won’t be any awkward moments where you are trying to make small talk with her because she will jump into the deep end by telling you exactly what she’s thinking about any person or thing at any given time. You’ll even find yourself saying your thoughts and opinions you didn’t think you’d share with others. Three words she’d use to describe herself are hot, cool, and funny. Howell admits to being a little toxic, but her being “too slay, too sexy” seems to offset that. If you are around 5’10” or resemble Adam Sandler in the slightest, you are already making a good first impression because that is her dream prom date. Howell said, “If you’re single, text me ;)”.
Aiden is the comedian.I guarantee you the jokes will never stop if you go to prom with Aiden. You will be hunched over laughing so hard that you feel yourself getting swole. Maybe this is his master plan because he describes his dream prom date as being seven feet tall and having “flowing hair and the largest triceps in the school district.” He also claims to be seven feet tall, although I feel that he may be stretching the truth but I’ll let you decide. Trofimuk is known to clean up well ever since dressing in a suit to watch the premiere of “Minions: Rise of Gru”. He also single-handedly carried his team during the 2022 Dodgeball Tournament (for a little at least). Trofimuk is “devoted to the grind”, which is a blessing and a curse to him. On one hand he’s either “getting his bread” or “getting incredibly swole”, and on the other he isn’t really doing anything else besides that. He will offer you a ride in his blimp, that he claims to be able to fly, in exchange for a prom date. No one has ever seen him flying a blimp, so he may be joking, but that’s just one of his jokes. And on an ending note Trofimuk said, “Chicken butt.” (What a silly guy)
***Since it took me so long to finish this article Aiden has obtained a girlfriend, so he now has a date to prom Sorry ladies.***
Kelsea is the sweetheart. The only word that comes across my mind when I think of Kelsea is “perfection”. She truly is one of a kind. She reminds me of just a sweet southern lady that will call you “hun” or “sugar” and will always give you whatever you need. Your lips are chapped, let her pull chapstick out of her fanny pack. Have a headache, don’t worry she has a whole drugstore in her tote bag. Anything you could dream up, she has it and will sacrifice it for you. She enjoys traveling, reading, meeting new people, going on walks/runs, early morning pilates, and of course, a matcha latte. Two big positives are her organization & love of routine in life. A little birdie also told me she’s a pretty good cook. With all of these things considered, I think we can overlook the fact that she gets in her head sometimes, but don’t we all? Her five foot one inch self is only hoping for someone who is taller than herself, but not too tall to the point that they are towering over her. I don’t think this is a requirement that is too hard to meet considering the fact that I believe no one is good enough for her. “I think my dream prom date is Tom Holland, mostly because he’s British and I like his accent,” said Relihan.
I know who I would be choosing from the list. Out of this incredible lineup, there will probably be flocks of people trying to score a date with them to prom, so I’d act fast. If I were one of them, I might auction myself off to the highest bidder to decide who the lucky winner is.
