Art or Fart? Part 10

ART(above): Wow! Brooke Bastin these are so cute. Done with little pieces of glass, she created an adorable little trifecta of flowers, all with cute liuttle bee friends included. The flowers are done beautifully creatively, varying in kind. There are little roses, dandelions, daisies, and more! What joy the pretty flowers bring me. I quite enjoy the way the glass melted into it’s white bases, particularly in the first one, where a sprinkle of light green makes it look like there is a soft grass in the background. The large red flowers also look quite unique, and the purple ones look like they are abundle of many tiny flowers. How cute! In the second one, her bee is perfect! And I love the little specks of color in the air, gives it such a light springtime feel. In the third, i se cattails, and feel like it’s more abstract. I really enjoy the colors, however the bees make me a little nervous. Overall, there was lots of opportunity for farts, and I smell none! Great job Brooke. SO cute. 99% ART 1% FART

FART(right): Jake. Santora. Would make something like this. The photo doesn’t do justice for quite how farty it is. When asked if he meant for it to look a little silly, abstract perhaps, he claims he, “really, really tried.” Well. Not hard enough. I had to ask for clarification on if it was a toucan. When it’s obviously a toucan. Or supposed to be. If you could see it in person, you could see how clumpy and disturbingly 3D the paint is. However, it will NOT be displayed, thankfully, so with any luck you won’t have to see it in real life because the stench would probably overwhelm you. BAD 99% FART 1% ART