March Horoscopes

Emily DiPasquale, Photo Editor

Aries
March 21 –  April 19
Your bitmoji looks nothing likes you, change it.
Taurus
April 20 – May 20
Trust me, splurge on that new pair of shoes because you need it.
Cancer
June 21 – July 22
 Go to The Cheesecake Factory to get some cheesecake.
Gemini
May 21 – June 20
Look up sad movie scenes and cry yourself to sleep.
Leo
July 23 – August 22
You should change your name to something like Cosmo or Pippa.
Virgo
August 23 – September 22
 We get it…….
Libra
September 23 – October 22
Look up funny Shutterstock photos, it’ll make you feel better.
Scorpio
October 23 – November 21
Don’t be sad, be rad!!!
Sagittarius
November 22 – December 21
You should go fix something and be useful for once.
Capricorn
December 22 – January 19
It’s Girl Scout cookie season soooo
Aquarius 
January 20 – February 18
Make friendship bracelets with your friend because it’s not legit until then.
Pisces
February 19 – March 20
Go for a run or something idk man why are you reading this??