April Horoscopes

Emily DiPasquale, Photo Editor

Aries
March 21 –  April 19
Never underestimate procrastination.
Taurus
April 20 – May 20
Go on a shopping spree, you need to.
Cancer
June 21 – July 22
Find a new show on Netflix and binge watch it.
Gemini
May 21 – June 20
Can you put your foot over your head?
Leo
July 23 – August 22
Look up old 2008 memes.
Virgo
August 23 – September 22
 Are you honestly reading these tho???
Libra
September 23 – October 22
Finding Dory or Finding Nemo?
Scorpio
October 23 – November 21
Always be prepared.
Sagittarius
November 22 – December 21
 Rub your stomach and pat your head at the same time.
Capricorn
December 22 – January 19
Go get a pizza and eat the whole thing yourself.
Aquarius 
January 20 – February 18
Start collecting stamps or something idk??
Pisces
February 19 – March 20
Go buy a joke book.