STOP RUINING THINGS

Dear Fellow Peers, 

PLEASE STOP RUINING THINGS

Yes, I’m talking to you: that kid who made his chromebook theme ~scandalous~ women playing volleyball, which lead to customization being blocked. And you: that jagoff who constantly wanders the hallways instead of going to class, which lead to strict hallpass rules. Newsflash- no one thinks you’re cool, so please- stop ruining things for the rest of us.

I know you think the way to be rebellious is to “break the rules” but, to be honest, it’s not cool. Everyone would rather have the ability to make their Google theme pretty flowers than see the naked ladies you have as your background. We all know you like ladies- you don’t need to show off your masculinity like that.

I know chromebook customization may seem like a dumb thing to want control of, but when you’re stuck looking at the same screen for hours, it’s nice to see your design of choice.

And another thing- why the heck do you want to break your chromebook so badly? What is the appeal of paying $200+ to replace something you smashed on purpose? Are you just so rich that you wanna give away your money for fun? Cause if so, I’ll gladly take it.

Then there’s the hallways- full of wanderers who never seem to be in class. We all know them- kids who on their way from lunch go through the auditorium, past the middle school, and through three courtyards in order to get to gym.

Wanderers remind me of middle school- walking “laps” in the morning before the bell rang so we wouldn’t get in trouble for standing around. Sure, in middle school it was cool, but now it’s just annoying. So please, just take classes you actually enjoy instead of skipping.

Oh, and while you’re at it, can you please stop making out in the middle of the hallway? I know you only get to see your “soulmate” for four minutes in between classes, but we’d all appreciate if you saved the smooching till date night. That way, if we happen to- for some strange reason- want to walk to our lockers without running into you sucking face, we can.

Okay, that’s all for now. Thank you in advance for starting to act your age.

<3 Mac Mead