December Horoscopes

Camryn Lilley, Social Media Editor
January 16, 2018

Aries
March 21 –  April 19
Sweatshirts will be your best friend for the next three weeks
Taurus
April 20 – May 20
Listen to JoJo and “Be You”
Cancer
June 21 – July 22
Just get the double stuf. You know you want it
Gemini
May 21 – June 20
We can all tell it’s a toupee
Leo
July 23 – August 22
Use your power arm
Virgo
August 23 – September 22
bees?
Libra
September 23 – October 22
Drink some orange juice after you brush your teeth. Be wild
Scorpio
October 23 – November 21
At least your name isn’t Bubba the love sponge
Sagittarius
November 22 – December 21
Will you be the Millie Bobbie Brown to my Jacob Sartourious
Capricorn
December 22 – January 19
You will make at least $1 in your lifetime. I guarentee
Aquarius 
January 20 – February 18
Make a peanut butter jelly sandwich. You deserve it
Pisces
February 19 – March 20
Chop your hair off. Get a fresh start