Frog Species: Western Chorus Frog

Location of frog species: Generally Canada, United States

Color: Brownish Gray lookin thing

Size/Weight: around 1.6 inches in length, no official weight but they look a bit chunky (they prob self conscious about it tho, so don’t bring it up in conversation.)

Significant Identifying Features: Big ol’ vocal sac, probably loud as a mother, if you know what I mean.

Venomous?: these boys (and girls) couldn’t hurt a fly (except for the flies that they eat, but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Special Ability(if any): they sing (croak) pretty loudly, they can probably hit the high note of Bohemian Rhapsody

I gotta be honest here, I just looked up a random frog species, and I found these fellas just chilling. They cool though, so it all works out. “We take those” is the common millennial phrase for that, I think.

(pic of the boy and/or girl in action)