December Horoscopes
February 15, 2017
Aries
March 21 – April 19
March 21 – April 19
Take a breath of fresh air, we all know you haven’t been outside in a while.
Taurus
April 20 – May 20
April 20 – May 20
You should go and buy a pet at some point in your life. At least you’ll have one friend.
Cancer
June 21 – July 22
June 21 – July 22
I don’t know about you, but you shouldn’t do whatever you were thinking about doing.
Gemini
May 21 – June 20
Kenneth Bone is also a Gemini so…
Leo
July 23 – August 22
July 23 – August 22
Try and pick up a new sport, you need friends.
Virgo
August 23 – September 22
August 23 – September 22
Go to Sheetz within the next week. Just do it.
Libra
September 23 – October 22
September 23 – October 22
Binge watch a new Netflix show. Trust me, it’ll solve ALL your problems.
Scorpio
October 23 – November 21
October 23 – November 21
Stop whatever you’re doing and go pet a dog.
Sagittarius
November 22 – December 21
November 22 – December 21
Watch your back…
Capricorn
December 22 – January 19
December 22 – January 19
Don’t try to get kissed under the mistletoe, it won’t happen.
Aquarius
January 20 – February 18
January 20 – February 18
Eat away your problems.
Pisces
February 19 – March 20
February 19 – March 20
Don’t do the mannequin challenge. Please.
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