February Horoscopes
February 15, 2017
Aries
March 21 – April 19
March 21 – April 19
Don’t be the person that always asks for a pencil and never gives it back.
Taurus
April 20 – May 20
April 20 – May 20
Your eyebrows though…
Cancer
June 21 – July 22
June 21 – July 22
Just look up some Jersey Shore memes and everything will be ok.
Gemini
May 21 – June 20
YEET YEET!!!
Leo
July 23 – August 22
July 23 – August 22
I hope you have a lot of $1’s… you need to buy some chocolate.
Virgo
August 23 – September 22
August 23 – September 22
Take a nap, it’ll solve your problems.
Libra
September 23 – October 22
September 23 – October 22
Go pet a lion.
Scorpio
October 23 – November 21
October 23 – November 21
Buy some new clothes or something, treat yo self.
Sagittarius
November 22 – December 21
November 22 – December 21
Get some Ben & Jerry’s ice cream and stuff your face.
Capricorn
December 22 – January 19
December 22 – January 19
Go eat a pie because why not?
Aquarius
January 20 – February 18
January 20 – February 18
Life is short, so are you.
Pisces
February 19 – March 20
February 19 – March 20
Learn how to do something new, like being social.
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