Sam Gallagher, Editor
Hello all of you losers. For those of you who don't know who I am, my name's Sam. I best describe myself as terribly cynical and slightly rude, it's how I do. I'm a part-time intellectual, and a full-time pessimist. I am really good at complaining and making people angry. My hobbies include sleeping, eating, and avoiding human interaction at all costs.
