Horoscopes

VIRGO, The Virgin

August 23rd– September 22nd

Hey friend, this is your daily reminder that monsters are not water. Drink water you will be sick if you continue with this bad idea. 

LIBRA, The Scales

September 23rd -October 22nd

Don’t get that haircut if you do you will look like a little lad who likes berries and crème. 

SCORPIO, The Scorpion

October 23rd –November 21st

Meet new people you are lonely. 

SAGITTARIUS, The Archer

November 22nd –December 21st

Eat your peas!

CAPRICORN, The Goat

December 22nd– January 19th

I would Double check to make sure your shirt doesn’t have a stain.

AQUARIUS, The Water Bearer

January 20th –February 18th

Try something new, you are plain.

PISCES, The Fishes

February 19th –March 20th

Stop spending all your money on coffee.

ARIES, The Ram

March 21st-April 19th

Clean your room. I think there are ants.

TAURUS, The Bull

April 20th-May 20th

Stop skipping school you need knowledge.

GEMINI, The Twins

May 21st-June 20th

Don’t spend all your money on clothes, you still need gas for your car.

CANCER, The Crab

June 21st-July 22nd

Don’t stress over small things. In 20 some years you will all forget about the troubles you face now. 

LEO, The Lion

July 23rd-August 22nd

Look both ways before you cross the street.