FART(left): I’m not sure what I’m looking at here. I’m not sure if it’s supposed to be a house? Or a simple Jack o’ Lantern? Because it appears as though there maybe a potential for a multi-purpose thing going on here, but it sort of disappoints. Although some parts of the hat are enjoyable, I end up with a feeling of loss because I cannot truly understand. It reminds me of the song Am I A Man Or Am I A Muppet. I suspect that this wizard may have written this song but if he did he probably was the ghost writer because he knew he could never make it in the celebrity world because he’s an ugly piece of fart. 70% FART 30% ART

ART (right): Is this the cutest thing you’ve ever seen in your entire life or what. The pink is delightful and reminds me of childhood ignorance. The green of the little flowers contrasts it perfectly. Their curvy little leaves add so much personality and give them in impression of dancing in the wind. The special little dude has such a distinct little face. One may think he’d be lonely all by himself but you can tell by the look on his face that he is content with where he is and the thoughtlessness of his friends around him. Jessica did a beautiful job at making art do exactly what it’s meant to do: make you feel something. I feel so happy Jessica. This is so cute. 10000% ART -10000% FART