Sometimes, your teacher goes off the deep end. That's what happened last week when Ms. Thompson lost it and said we write horrible captions and are lazy about taking pictures. She even made us sit through a powerpoint on them. Can you imagine? Stobert almost died of boredom and Devon and Kylie straight...

Fellas, have you ever had trouble picking up a chick? You ever just feel that no matter what you do, you just can’t get the girl of your dreams? Well, fret not, as I am here to help you in your time of need. As you may or may not know, I am a Chick Magnet. Certified. Ask me and I’ll show you my badge...

For the past two years, I have been in first lunch. Which, in my opinion, is the best lunch. It’s early enough so that you’re not starving by the time lunch rolls around and the lunch options are always filled with plenty of food. So, as a third luncher, you could guess when I first went up to buy...

I once looked a kid dead in the eyes and cussed him out for tossing his water bottle in the trash can. As opposed to what, you may ask? Oh, I don’t know, maybe using the recycling bin that was right there. What is it with young people and their resistance to recycling? It’s amazing how...

You would think that 200 feet from a bus to home is a safe distance for an 8 year old to walk alone, but unfortunately that is not always the case. “I think that the last words that I probably told her was, you know, ‘Have a good day and I do love you.’  And that was probably as I took her...