Candids and Captions
December 14, 2018
Filed under Features, Showcase
Sometimes, your teacher goes off the deep end. That's what happened last week when Ms. Thompson lost it and said we write horrible captions and are lazy about taking pictures. She even made us sit through a powerpoint on them. Can you imagine? Stobert almost died of boredom and Devon and Kylie straight...
Sea a Turtle? Go Help It
Paige Stivenson, staff writer
December 7, 2018
Filed under Features
Kenya is a country in East Africa, that is currently trying to persuade their residents to return sea turtles to the ocean. Today, sea turtles worldwide are threatened with extinction. An estimate shows that only 1 in 1,000 sea turtle eggs hatch and live to adulthood. How can you help this problem? Sea...
Christmas Cuts and Curtains Ablaze
Kaya Morgan, Staff Writer
November 27, 2018
Filed under Features, Uncategorized
Holidays are supposed to be a wonderful time of the year, but sometimes something crazy happens. Be it funny or terrifying, I’m sure we have all had some sort of wacky holiday. No matter what, you’ll always remember it for the rest of your life. Most holidays are a little crazy because all...
More Than a “Bad” Feeling
Grace Poeppel, Staff Writer
November 27, 2018
Filed under Features
We’ve all traveled before, whether it be somewhere near or far, with friends or family, enjoyable or not so much. This October the marching band traveled to Boston, Massachusetts. It was an eventful trip to say the least. To set the scene, it was a Friday night after a football game when we lef...
You Be The Judge!
Jacob Mock, Staff Writer
November 21, 2018
Filed under Features, Uncategorized
The Judicial System is a very confusing thing that no one understands. I personally think that I know a lot about government, and I am a complete idiot about the Judicial System. Because of this minimal information that students have and since I definitely need to get smarter, I interviewed D...
Tips on Picking Up Chicks (with Chick Master Devon)
Devon Elmer, Staff Writer
November 21, 2018
Filed under Features, Showcase, Video
Fellas, have you ever had trouble picking up a chick? You ever just feel that no matter what you do, you just can’t get the girl of your dreams? Well, fret not, as I am here to help you in your time of need. As you may or may not know, I am a Chick Magnet. Certified. Ask me and I’ll show you my b...
Cleaning the Pathway to our Hearts
Fiona O'Rorke, Sports Editor
November 19, 2018
Filed under Features, Showcase
If there was an olympic games for high school students, the majority of us would win gold in the category of laziness. For example, we throw trash on our classroom floors and don't think twice to pick it up. We come to school the next day and the rooms are magically clean again. No, litt...
Welcome To Hicktown USA: Population Me
Mackenzie Mead, Managing Editor
November 15, 2018
Filed under Features, Uncategorized
Howdy fellow rednecks! How are your crops doing? Is your tractor running okay? Are your goats acting mischievous again? Wanna go cow tipping later?*** Okay, okay- I know we’re all not that stereotypical. And I should probably apologize for being offensive before I get the snot beat out ...
Why Won’t My Parents Let Me Take Candy From Strangers?
Camryn Lilley, Editor-In-Chief
October 16, 2018
Filed under Features, Uncategorized
Spooky season is upon us. Everyone loves a good Halloween season. I do. You do. I honestly can’t think of anyone who doesn’t. But… I’ve never actually celebrated Halloween before. Don't get me wrong- I want to. But I just haven’t. And honestly, now that I’m writing this article, I’m...
Pumpkin Spice and Everything Nice
Melanie McCalip, Staff Writer
October 16, 2018
Filed under Features
Brace yourselves. Fall is officially upon us, and you know what that means. Yes ladies and gentlemen, it is indeed time for every basic white girl to post their PSL’s all over every social media platform, bust out the UGG boots, and take “artsy” pictures with leaves. Fall seems to be everyone’s...
Hey Baby, Will You Respect the Marching Band?
October 11, 2018
Filed under Features
Hard work, long hours, and no respect? The marching band deserves recognition for what we do as much as any other sport. Long hours of hard work go into each performance. As members of the marching band its hard putting in all the time and effort and getting no respect out of what we do. People...
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