Welcome to the first addition of my deciding how valuable things are in this world.  If you were a previous reader of my segment last year, The Correct Take, you will know that I am a connoisseur in criticizing.  This time, however, the format is a bit different, making it even more efficient and convenient for me to pass my judgement.  I am using the tier list template, so not only will I be able to get my opinion across and feel some sort of order and power in my chaotic life, but I will also be able to do it all with fun pictures and colors!

For this amazing category we have our beloved Willow Danehy to thank, who when I called out asking what I should rank just yelled “SAVANNAH ANIMALS!”  My rubric for deciding where these animals would place included how cute the animal was, if I was disgusted and couldn’t even make eye contact with it it was places low.  Surface level beauty is very important regardless of what your mother tells you.  If any of these animals have done me any wrong, snubbed me, or just have a bad connotation in my mind, then all reason goes out the window.  My gut reaction and own extremely biased opinion is all that I am relying on.

Other factors such as intelligence, speed, diet, and savannah vibes were taken into account.

To get up to that coveted S tier, the animal has to gain the most rare and sought after honor: my respect.  And remember, if you disagree with me, you can talk to the hand ✋