ART(left): What a masterpiece! The structural integrity of the registers is beyond impressive. The realism of the football players grabs our attention right away, their proportions unbearably accurate. Just looking at this cartoon, I feel like I’m watching the Superbowl, same adrenaline rush… need me a hot dog all the sudden! The detail is exquisite. I am beyond grateful for the dashed line that gives the football a clear illusion of flying through the air from one impressively realistic hand to the other. The communication between the players is inspiring, and sets a great example for young football players to look up to. Someone make this a plaque! Would look great on a 20×30 foot slab of rock right inside the entrance of our very own Knoch Football Stadium. 1000% ART, 0% FART
FART(right): As a passionate cat person, I can’t help but to be mildly offended at the interpretation of this particular feline, and what the scenes seem to apply happens to it throughout the story. Cats are super smart and would certainly never do something like run straight off an obvious cliff. In fact if it were a dog, which for all the drawing shows it could be a geometry problem if it weren’t for the “meow” in each scene (how creative), it could be more likely, as a dog has more compacity for such ignorant clumsiness. I don’t like that the cat probably died, and I don’t like it’s face. Totally stinky. 95% FART 5% ART.
ART(left): This is awesome! Starts off as an eye catcher with the way the first register looks like something serious is happening due to the characters facial expression, impressively well done by the way. The stairs are well done with perspective, there’s proper shading and just enough detail to give it an aesthetically pleasing style. Although I’m a little confused by the storyline, I’m more than impressed by the art. I don’t halve a single fart for this, congratulations on your cleanliness. 100% ART 0% FART.
FART(right): What!!!! Is happening here. I see someone’s fallen down the stairs, an animal? maybe, and perhaps a flaming basketball. From this I can infer nothing, nor can my confusion be made up for by artistic talent because there is none in sight. I don’t understand the title either, there is truly nothing I can infer when it comes to what I was supposed to gain from viewing this. Waste of my time, and a waste of my farts. Unrated for lack of effort.
