Another day, another step closer to order in this world of chaos.
As any previous reader of this paper may know, I am a big ol’ fan of breakfast food. One might say, a breakfast en-FOOD-siast. I didn’t say anyone did say that, but one might! So, it only made sense to dictate the correct hierarchy of my personal haven that is breakfast food.
OG Fortnite map dropspots- As you could probably infer from this title, I was joined by some of the boy members of newspaper for this particular ranking. For some reason, waffles were not included in this tier list ???? But rest assured, if they were, they would be in this tier.
FOOTBALL!- All of these make me extremely happy. Muffins and parfaits are barely squeaking in here to be honest, but besides those two, and overall solid group.
$25 Target gift card- Ok so I’ve never actually had whatever the third one in from the right is. Eggs benedict?? You tell me. But it looks pretty solid, and I don’t think I’d hate it! Oat meal at certain times could be bumped up a spot here, but that is only if I make it because I am the only one that does anything right ever. Avocado toast is extremely overrated, so if anyone is upset that it is this low, cry about it.
$5 Walmart gift card- The standout to many here to many will be the inclusion of donuts in this category. Honestly, I don’t even quite know what I was doing here at the time, but I obviously had my reasons and who am I to doubt my past self? Scrambled eggs definitely belong here, they are simply just not that great, especially plain, unlike an over easy egg which is good with just some salt and pepper. Speaking of, I am also upset that there are no over easy eggs, they would easily be FOOTBALL!
Sunnyside DOWN- Come on now. These are just bad. Straight up. When are you ever ordering a sunnyside up egg? I don’t care what you say, the answer should be never.
Something the British would eat- Again, I feel like I need not explain or justify this category. It’s all a bunch of rubbish.
