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Knoch Grammys 2024

Knoch Grammys 2024

 

The Grammy academy is corrupt!  This year’s award ceremony seemed to upset anyone who cared enough to tune in, so I thought I would let our student body take the reins and determine what the people (of Knoch highschool exclusively) want via Google Forms!  Without further ado, let’s face the music!

Song of the year
“Kill Bill” – SZA (winner)
“What Was I Made For?” – Billie Eilish
“Not Strong Enough” – boygenius
“Anti-Hero” – Taylor Swift
“Vampire” – Olivia Rodrigo
“Worship” – Jon Batiste
“Flowers” – Miley Cyrus
“On My Mama” – Victoria Monét

 

Album of the Year
SOS – SZA
Midnights – Taylor Swift
Did You Know That There’s A Tunnel Under Ocean Blvd – Lana Del Rey
GUTS – Olivia Rodrigo
the record – boygenius
World Music Radio – Jon Batiste
The Age Of Pleasure – Janelle Monáe

 

Best New Artist
Noah Kahan
Ice Spice
Jelly Roll
Gracie Abrams
The War And Treaty
Fred again..
Victoria Monét
Coco Jones

 

Best Rock Album

But Here We Are – Foo Fighters
72 Seasons – Metallica
This Is Why – Paramore
Starcatcher – Greta Van Fleet
In Times New Roman… – Queens Of The Stone Age

 

Best Alternative Music Album
Did You Know That There’s A Tunnel Under Ocean Blvd – Lana Del Rey
The Car – Arctic Monkeys
the record – boygenius
Cracker Island – Gorillaz
I Inside The Old Year Dying – PJ Harvey

 

Best Country Song
“I Remember Everything” – Zach Bryan & Kacey Musgraves
“White Horse” – Chris Stapleton & Dan Wilson
“Last Night” – John Byron, Ashley Gorley, Jacob Kasher Hindlin & Ryan…
“In Your Love” – Tyler Childers & Geno Seale
“Buried” – Brandy Clark & Jessie Jo Dillon

 

Best Country Album
Zach Bryan – Zach Bryan
Rustin’ In The Rain – Tyler Childers
Brothers Osborne – Brothers Osborne
Bell Bottom Country – Lainey Wilson
Rolling Up The Welcome Mat – Kelsea Ballerini

 

Best Rap Song
“Rich Flex” – Drake & 21 Savage
“Just Wanna Rock” – Lil Uzi Vert
“Barbie World” – Nicki Minaj & Ice Spice
“Attention” – Doja Cat
“Scientists & Engineers” – Killer Mike

 

Best Rap Album
Utopia – Travis Scott
Her Loss – Drake & 21 Savage
HEROES & VILLAINS – -Metro Boomin
MICHAEL – Killer Mike
King’s Disease III – Nas

 

No matter who you ask or what survey you do, there will always be some people unsatisfied with the results.  This all just goes to show that no artist can really ever be “better” than another and everybody is entitled to like who they want and unabashedly enjoy it.  That being said, Taylor Swift did not win a single category, which is objectively correct, so way to go Knoch Knights!

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Lara Ejzak, Editor-in-Chief
Oh hey! My name is Lara Ejzak, and I am a super (cool) senior here at Knoch. I am involved in tennis, German club, history club, and Youth and Government.  I am still making atrocious puns and baked goods that just don't quit! I write articles about school and whatnot, but my specialty is any article that allows me to spew my opinion everywhere because I am always right.  I'm a sucker for a good mango or raspberry, and I am still out on a hunt to find the best apples, so hit me up if you know of any.