Welcome back to your favorite oracle! I have surveyed my potential clients and my chakras decided on Sidney Shenck to be my next project, so without further ado, let’s get to know a bit more about Ms. Shenck.
What’s your most used emoji? Pink beating heart
What are three things you’d bring to a stranded island? Clothes, tool box, fishing pole?
Rate the five senses from best to worst. Sight, hearing, taste, touch, smell
Do you use *The Big Light* or lamps? Big light…
If your hands got stuck in one gesture, what would you want it to be? Typing on a computer so I could write and email to a surgeon to fix me.
Okay okay…yes yes…that sounds correct…sauce on the side, please…thank you, have a nice day…Okay, now that I have my meal, allow me to spew my universe-given premonition.
I’m getting visions of a house. Someone is in this house. There is a heartbeat under the floorboard and–oh my gosh–I think there may be a person under there!!! That is simply the only explanation for the pink STILL BEATING heart, I mean, why else would that emoji be in the forefront of Ms. Shenck’s mind? We’ve got a young Edgar Allen Poe on our hands here, so beware of getting on her bad side…
Also, if you need any more of a warning, she prefers ~the big light~ which should tell you all you really need to know to stay away.
Shenck likes to be prepared and thinks ahead, given the fishing pole answer and that genius solution to my stuck-hands scenario. For those reasons, I think there’s only one job that will suit her best: bounty hunter. That’s right, watch out criminals and villains, Shenck is out on the prowl, guessing your every move, and NO WHERE is safe. I wish her the best of luck keeping us safe from the evil in the world, and to the evil, I wish you luck for if she catches you.
Finally, the fun part! Love. From what I gathered from her sense ranking, I’d would guess the Shenck would prefer to be able to see her lover. This will be possible, but as they say, opposites attracts! Shenck will fall for someone of poor sight, but pity them not! Their sense of hearing will be as acute and alert as a deer (seems like they have good hearing, idk). Unbeknownst to Shenck, they fight crime at night, using their sonar and amazing ears as their main tool–much like the underground superhero Daredevil. Eventually, Shenck will discover this secret double life her partner is living and set up a headquarters at her home where she will act as his eyes in the skies! Together, they will save Gotham city and bring peace to all men of good will!
So in conclusion, a lot to look forward to! There is ne’er be a dull moment in this young lady’s life. Now excuse me, I must go an soak in more universe beams, I’m feeling quite drained.
