This week, we got a real human boy! This is a first for this series, so hopefully this won’t through off my oracle abilities. Let’s see what Posey has in store for him.
What’s your most used emoji? or ‼️
Are you more of a red or a blue person when it comes to artificial flavors? Blue 100%
What are three things you’d bring to a stranded island? Something to listen to music, sunscreen, and Cane’s Sauce
What do you look for in a model Disney princess? No one could ever top Raya
Can you tell me the capital of California without looking it up? Sacramento
Which Kung Fu Panda character do you think you are?? Mr. Ping cause noodles are gas
If you had to eat mass quantities of one food in an eating competition, what would it be? Cane’s chicken tenders and Cane’s Sauce
Hot dog! What interesting responses we have here, this should be a good one. I am going to start off by saying I have absolutely no idea who “Raya” is, but a quick google search pulled up a social networking app, so that’s something to hold on to.
Building off of that, I see Mr. Posey being a networking bro, collaborating and having businessman conversations with crypto bros and big stock market freaks. However, there is more than meets the surface… I see an almost alarming obsession with Raising Cane’s. I do indeed imagine this young man chatting it up with Wall Street hot shots, but not as a fellow entrepreneur–as a CON MAN.
That’s right, Luke Posey: America’s most elusive con artist. Don’t be fooled, he is not in the business of money, but of chicken tenders, crinkle cut fries, texas toast, and of course, SAUCE. He will have an alias, naturally, in order to evade the authorities. What is that alias, you ask? Well, let’s just say, he can make a mean secret ingredient noodle soup…
One answer that really caught my third eye was the capital of California. This question is nearly impossible to get correct, seeing as California is all the way across the country and therefore impossible for us to have any information on. Despite this, Luke “Mega Nerd” Posey knew Sacramento was the capital. The only explanation for this was that this would be his new home, but not only that. I see his partner also being from Sacramento and named Sacramento. Additionally, any children that Posey has will be named after California cities, the eldest being named (wait for it) Sacramento.
I wish the best for this rising conman and his obsession with Sacramento, California. Watch out Caniacs, a certain noodle master might be coming for you next.
