As you can see from the visual of this graph and the overall shape of it, I was much more critical than loving with these sauces. But of course, I am always right, so there’s that.
Bury me in it.: We have some seriously heavy hitters here. I’m viewing special sauce as a restaurant house sauce, which is always extremely FIRE . I used to have a peanut butter and jelly sandwich every. Single. DAY. From kindergarten to well into highschool. I would be lying if I said I never polished off a can of whipped cream in one day. I am sad that there is no chili oil on this list, because trust, that would be in this tier. Especially when you mix it with HONEY to get HOT HONEY!!>???! Speechless.
My blood type: These are all very near and dear to my heart. I was converted to the natural real maple syrup by my good pal Willow Danehy. Since then, I broke up with Mrs. Buttersworth and have never looked back.
I RELISH the thought of it: Ironically, relish is not in this category and it will actually be found at the very bottom. Word play is the only condition I use relish. Anyways, I don’t think I really have to say much here. Everyone can get on board with these sauces, and if you can’t, you probably like relish or something crazy.
It’s FINE: They’re FINE.
I will make fun of you for using: If you’re pulling out the A1 to put on steak or alfredo, I am for sure giving you some crap for it. Also, I love mayo as an INGREDIENT in other sauces, but standing alone? Not so much. I know I will ruffle some feathers with this one by putting both buffalo and ranch in here, but I think they are both so overrated. These sauces also fall under the category of “I will make a kind of grossed out face if I have to interact with these.”
Wouldn’t add to the driest of chicken: Lemme be so for real gang; I have never had Nutella. You may think that it is irresponsible to hate on it so hard having never had it, but I just feel like this is right. I don’t care what anyone says, hot sauce is vinegary battery acid and something people use as some weird psycho form of punishing themselves. Also, I’m not BRITISH, so Worcester and vinegar are going to live down here in the dumps.
