My dad has owned a radio station for 10 years. Meaning I’ve been a radio superstar since the age of 5.
Which basically makes me higher up than Elton John. No one can analyze music like I do.
It’s a wonder why I’m not world-renowned yet.
With all of the stupid NBA Youngboy things out here right now, someone has to weed out the good stuff. This job belongs to me.
I’m here to either completely destroy your whole playlist or put you onto some new gas.
Keep your playlists private, and your airpods tight in your ears. I wouldn’t want to call you out for your Ke$ha addiction.
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