Art or Fart is making its comeback! Although I may not be the beloved Willow Danehy, the righteous creator of Art or Fart, I solemnly swear to present the most delightful of arts and the stinkiest of farts.

The real question is: What is art and who decides it?

It’s a highly philosophical question that I really do not have the time or energy to waste thinking about.

Therefore, I now decide… Is it Art or Fart?

FART(Right): To begin, I bring to your attention this piece made by Allison Smith, a Nicki Minaj caricature, or should I say creature, for all the Barbz out there. I wonder who was apart of the makeup crew this time around, ’cause whoever they may be needs to be fired and banned from the celebrity makeup industry, or maybe she’s just born with it. Her right eye needs a little… lets just say shaping, but she is wearing her biggest and most bold jewelry. It’s Nicki Minaj after all, we only expect the best from her. (30% ART, 70% FART)

FART (Left):  This wayward mallard has a beak of pure slant and is missing a foot. Who hurt this poor fellow? I will say, the color combination is what anyone would expect of a stereotypical mallard, so this is not a complete fart. Mariah Petrosky, other than the damage from the visible abuse this mallard has endured, it’s as close to art a fart could get. (49% ART, 51% FART)

ART (Right): Lily Crowley, I thank you for this absolutely adorable work of pure artistic ability. The Toucan is so perfectly perched upon its little branch with its black, beautiful, beady eyes. The details in the feathers could not be matched by our previous art deviants. The beak is a refreshing combination of colors. When I look at this piece I can envision this toucan chilling in the jungle behind a wonderful beach on the beautiful coast of Mexico. (100% ART, 0% FART)