January Horoscopes
Aries
March 21 – April 19
March 21 – April 19
Take a nap.
Taurus
April 20 – May 20
I bet you believe in action figures.
Cancer
June 21 – July 22
Wow. Your popsocket is poppin.
Gemini
May 21 – June 20
Just say no to glitter.
Leo
July 23 – August 22
Rawr XD
Virgo
August 23 – September 22
make it good.
Libra
September 23 – October 22
watch a scary movie by yourself and have nightmares
Scorpio
October 23 – November 21
Ask Officer Carnahan about his kids. They will make you feel inferior
Sagittarius
November 22 – December 21
I bet you want a T-shirt
Capricorn
December 22 – January 19
Have an Office binge session. We all need one of those once in a while.
Aquarius
January 20 – February 18
*insert something “funny” about the water to anger every Aquarius ever*
Pisces
February 19 – March 20
Nature is truly beautiful. Take whales for example
About the Writer
Camryn Lilley, Editor-In-Chief
Hello. My name is Camryn if you didn't know. I'm a senior. I really like animals. I love writing and I'd love to be a writer for a newspaper when I'm older. But, I hope you enjoy our school's newspaper because it rocks!