Knoch’s Finest Students, and Their Finest Car Crashes
“Bad decisions make good stories”. . . but they also cost you hella money.
Read this article and maybe laugh a bit. Remember though: don’t do what these people did because they ended up crashing their cars.
Name: Noelle Steedle
Grade: 12
What was your disaster?
Did a 180 spin 3 times until I took out a speed limit sign, IRONIC.
What happened?
I went “no cop no stop” through a very snowy intersection, ended up over a hill after I spun into a speed limit sign, took off one mirror, and dented my door.
How many times have you crashed?
3 times :/ One time I almost rear ended a car and hit a person but ended up avoiding like 3 objects and skirt skirting into a yard and I just got back onto the road like nothing happened 🙂
What did you learn from this incident?
Don’t have screaming girls in your car.
Do you think you are a good driver?
Yes
If you had any advice to give to a new driver what would it be?
Have fun, be safe.
Who else do you know that had a disaster?
Kayda & Kennedy
Name: Ben McMillen
Grade: 12
What was your disaster?
Landed myself sideways and drivers side up in ditch with my car …
What happened?
Driving myself home from some girls house, just bumpin to “Mo’ Money, Mo’ Problems” by Biggie and went around a bend and hydroplaned into a ditch on my left and almost hit a sign but the ditch popped my car up and kicked me into another ditch on the right side of the road which I landed in sideways and totalled Rhonda. Hurt ego.
How many times have you crashed?
1 TIME
What did you learn from this incident?
Crashing your car leads to No’ Money Mo’ Problems.
Do you think you are a good driver?
Yes
If you had any advice to give to a new driver what would it be?
Don’t listen to Biggie if it’s raining and wear a seatbelt.
Who else do you know that had a disaster?
I heard your mom had an accident.
Name: Sarah Armahizer
Grade: 12
What was your disaster?
Wrecking another car’s day 🙂
What happened?
I was parking my car in a parking lot up on a hill and I got a little too close and bumped this log in front of me causing it to roll down the hill right into a brand new Jeep Grand Cherokee and all I could do was watch
How many times have you crashed?
5 times
What did you learn from this incident?
To put my foot on the brake
Do you think you are a good driver?
Ehhhh
If you had any advice to give to a new driver what would it be?
Don’t drive with a foggy car
Who else do you know that had a disaster?
Abby Kopac almost died one time lol.
Name: Emily Fraser
Grade: 12
What was your disaster?
I messed up.
What happened?
Well one time I accidently T-boned a dude, then another I got rear ended by a person and then they got rear ended and the person behind them got rear ended and I had too many people in a rental car so I had to hide them and hope the state cop didn’t notice any of it .. I also ran outta gas one time and was just kinda stranded because my mother doesn’t answer my calls or text me :/
How many times have you crashed?
I’ve had 3 oops and 2 almost oops
What did you learn from this incident?
Sometimes when you crash your car don’t panic because your parents might just laugh at you and tell you “I told you so”.
Do you think you are a good driver?
Yes, i’m just unlucky a lot.
If you had any advice to give to a new driver what would it be?
Don’t argue with a person in another car and then listen to them and irrationally hit the gas pedal.
Who else do you know that had a disaster?
Kayla Edwards sorta lmao.
Name: Kayla Edwards
Grade: 12
What was your disaster?
I am the disaster ..
What happened?
The first time was last year, I was running late to school and kinda was distracted and rear ended someone’s mom. My mom was pretty mad, she ended up taking my phone and seeing things you wouldn’t want your mom seeing so I was grounded for like a month and a half.
How many times have you crashed?
I’ve crashed 5 times. The second time I ran Into the rocks in my driveway and couldn’t open the passenger door anymore. Third, I got ran off the road by a bus :-)) Fourth I got rear ended. Lastly, I was pulling into the my parking spot for school and Emily Fraser’s brother, Keagan, opened his door and I almost hit him but took the door out instead and shattered my headlight.
What did you learn from this incident?
Periodically delete things from your phone.
Do you think you are a good driver?
Not. At. All.
If you had any advice to give to a new driver what would it be?
Don’t be as bad of a driver as I am and DON’T key someone’s car no matter how much they deserve it.
Who else do you know that had a disaster?
Emily Fraser, she has had a few herself.