Typically when I get home after school, I immediately jump into bed and take a nap mainly cause school just does me dirty. Except every time I wake up, I regret it… yet still continue to nap.

When I get up, I feel like I just joined some freaky Sci-Fi movie and am transported to another planet. I wake up still in my clothes and the sun is bright out. I can’t even tell if I’m in my bed or in my house. I never know if I should go back out into society or just take a shower and call it a night, even when it’s 5PM.

Am I the only one who goes through this?

Not only do naps wreck me but so do the months January and February… so sit back, crack open a cold… soda and enjoy my rant.

Not only do I think they are unneeded and pointless, but I also believe they are the crappiest of all the months, and not just because we are in school.

(Also no offense to the birthdays during these months, we still love you.)

To start off, I don’t know about you guys, but the crap starts the day after Christmas. The thrill, the cheer, and school break just come to a close and die. It’s depressing and not needed. On December 26th, I start dreaming of spring and summer. But NO! Heck you January and February have to come in and have a chance to “amaze” us.

They try with 5 million inches of beautiful white snow with thicc ice underneath. When really, it’s horrible and kids crash. Also, what the heck is up with this cold weather? One day it’s flipping -24531 and the next it’s almost 60!! Honestly, one day girls are wearing flipping track shorts and the next day they are wearing their Ugg boots.

Get your poo together January and February.

Not to mention as a young teen who just had a panic and anxiety attack all in one while driving on the Cabot roads (don’t kidnap me), I have to muster up more energy cause I can’t find my heckin parking spot that I paid $150 for! Seriously, kids have to come early just to find their parking spot.

I am no wise gal but I do believe I should get my money’s worth and be able to see the heckin spot. So please Knoch High School, show your students you love em and treat the heckin parking lot. Honestly, that might be the simplest thing to fix in this place.

Believe it or not, I am a teen who is willing to ride the bus when the weather is real bad. But I also am a teen who has a job and my job starts at 3. Therefore, I cant ride the bus or else I would be late and then fired and then even more mad at this weather.

Say it together “WE HATE JANUARY AND FEBRUARY”

Not only does the outdoor weather suck, but this indoor weather of the school sucks. Seriously, if you see students wrapped up in blankets it’s not because they are tired and sleep all day. It’s cause you won’t heckin turn the heat on. Even tough men wear their winter coats in the school.

So heck you January and February.

Don’t even get me started on what to do during these crappy months. You can never tell which roads are treated and which aren’t. Not to mention as a teen my mom thinks I’m gonna die so she never lets me drive.

This girl NEEDS to get out of the house. I HAVE to be on my own so I don’t go insane…like more insane than I already am. I don’t know who or what you are but Target and TJMaxx are MY safe places from my family. So if the roads are bad then I. Can’t. Get. To. My. Safe. Place.

Just check the math:

Bad weather + untreated roads + helicopter parents = no safe place to hide and ignore my problems.

Which yes, okay, that might sound like a personal problem but suck on a straw this is my article.

Not to mention the heckin attitude everyone is in. January and February honestly bring out the true colors in people…and not in a good way. If I didn’t love Jesus then I would have slapped people by now.

This weather just blows like your attitude.

Alright my rant is over and I hope you understand and now have the same anger towards these months. Again no offense if your birthday is in these months, just means I can’t go out and get you a gift.

In conclusion, heck you January and February.

DISCLAIMER: I was on strong medication due to my wisdom teeth surgery so I do not remember typing this. Have a blessed day:)