Here’s some of the big things that happened this year. Read it or don’t, it doesn’t matter to me. I’m being forced to write this, just like this lead I’m BS’n. If you have remarks or things you think I should add just do us all a favor and keep them to yourself. Also, If I’ve already managed to make you mad, then you’re beat.
1. UM STRIKE
– Yeah we all enjoyed it, we know what it is, but now we’re stuck in this [place] FOREVER.

2. Learning How To Force Pee Due To Drug Testing Policy
– We’ve all been through it or heard stories about it, but the ratio of kids who failed the test to kids who were held captive against their will because they didn’t have to pee was amusing.

3. Fortnite Epidemic In All Dudes
– Let’s be honest, you either know what this is because you play it or because it stole your boyfriend from you, give or take a few.
 (EPIDEMIC: A SUDDEN WIDESPREAD OCCURRENCE OF AN INFECTIOUS DISEASE)

4. State Frickin Champs (Volleyball)
– Not only did we win states, we were undefeated 

5. Mrs. Grantz (AKA Mom) Becomes New Assistant Principal
– We miss you; class is not the same without you and everyone is failing.

6. The “24 Hour Stomach Virus” like Superintendents
– No comment, you know what I’m talking about.

7. Who Didn’t Go Cyber Halfway Through The Year ???
– Still thinking ?

8. 1 2 3 WOO !!
– Some of us loved it, others hated it, but most of us hated it and joined the bandwagon anyways.

9. It was actually a skunk
– Remember the day the O wing smelled like you know what and it turned out to be like a skunk in the vents

10. Don’t Forget We Beat Mars In Like … EVERYTHING
– [PEE] ON MARS