I’m going to start this off by saying one thing: I’m not a frog person.

I know, big shock to the system, but here me out.

I am a bad person who enjoys bad jokes, and rhyming the word ‘frog’ with ‘blog’ is definitely one. However, just because this blog was founded off of a bad joke and that I’m not a frog person doesn’t mean that I won’t try. I will try my hardest to make sure that this a respectable blog that not only talks about frogs, but also helps people understand frogs too. And if I work on this blog, maybe I will turn into the frog person that I strive to be. Consider this a blog about frogs for beginners. For instance, did you know that frogs can’t eat chocolate? Don’t answer that, everybody knows that. If you follow this blog, you may also learn how there’s over 400 million frogs in the world. Now, I shall do my secret predicting magic trick.

I predict that by the end of this year I’ll figure out why I was attacked by that one frog four years ago.

I will also predict that I shall come to an understanding with frogs on a spiritual level, which will allow me to exceed the ethereal realm in which we currently live.

Here’s a wacky frog video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFWliBQWLII