Welcome to this very special version of single and ready to mingle where we interview our very own Knight Times Staff. Strap in people, you’re in for a treat.

Name: Devon Elmer
Grade: 12
Describe your perfect other.
They are a person that exists (bonus points if female)

Who is your celeb crush?
Jerry Seinfeld

Favorite love song?
“Guillotine” by Death Grips

What is your idea of a perfect date?
A romantic trip to McDonalds, where we buy only from the dollar menu, since I’ll be paying. After that, a nice long walk on the beach, or at least until I get sand in my socks and get upset.

What are your interests?
Acting, writing, dabbing, crying, contemplating existence. Y’know, the usual.

Do you like cuddling?
I am very sweaty, so probably not.

Do you kiss on the first date?
I’ll kiss you right now if you want bby <3

Is there anything else you’d like to add?

2 + 2, which equals 4 (in case you didn’t know)

Name: Lillie Leasure
Grade: 11
Describe your perfect other.
A guy who is smart, athletic, and nice

Who is your celeb crush?
Tom Holland

Favorite love song?

“Can I Be Him,” James Arthur or “Fallin’ All In You,” Shawn Mendes

What is your idea of a perfect date
Going to see a movie, then getting ice cream after Or going to an arcade

What are your interests?
If I’m not sleeping, I’ll be watching a movie with my dog, or at soccer

Do you like cuddling?
YES, I am always cold so cuddling in a big blanket is my fav

Do you kiss on the first date?
Probably not, but if we had been friends for a long time maybe

Name: Adison Trofimuk
Grade: 10
Describe your perfect other.
They are female

Who is your celeb crush?
Michael Santana

Favorite love song?
“Take on me” by A-ha

What is your idea of a perfect date?
Not having to pay for it, if you pay for me to eat we are going to be together forever.

What are your interests?
Sleeping in class slacking off not using commas Mcdonalds sleeping watching Michael

Do you like cuddling?
No, absolutely not, that is PDA

Do you kiss on the first date?
Read previous response

Is there anything else you’d like to add?
Please don’t take this seriously