Welcome to today’s edition of “Random Discourse”, the segment in which we take random people and have them argue about random things. Today we are in discussion with freshman Lindsey Zill and sophomore Sadi Shearer about whether tacos or strawberries are the better food. 

Sadi: Strawberries are the best food because they’re red and juicy and delicious.

Lindsey: Um, I think tacos are the best food because like the meat and cheese all mixed together, it just makes me feel some type of way.

Sadi: I think that tacos are just soggy and gross.

Lindsey: Well strawberries, like, just leaves a mess everywhere and it gets red juice all over you.

Ashley (mod): But wouldn’t you say that tacos make a mess too?

Sadi: Yeah, you drop all the meat and stuff all over you, that stains.

Lindsey: Well, I guess, but.. NO. Because I’m a cleaner eater than when I eat tacos than strawberries

Sadi: Just cut up the strawberries. You can’t cut up tacos. 

Lindsey: Um, I disagree with that. You can eat a bowl of chips and scoop up the taco meat and cheese.

Sadi: Well what if you drop the meat and cheese on yourself? It’s still messy.

Lindsey: But strawberry juice can stain your clothes.

Sadi: So can taco meat!

Lindsey: Well– I guess so.

We have decided that both tacos and strawberries are messy, but that the taste of the foods makes the decision for the individual as to which is better. Which do you prefer? Tacos? Strawberries? Both? Neither? 

Ask yourself these vital questions for your own self discovery.