Busy supermarkets and crowded streets are all too common in present day United States. No matter if you’re leaving church after Sunday’s mass, or heading to Walmart on a Saturday evening, people always seem to be in the way and causing unnecessary ruckus.

Because of this, the government is taking means necessary to resolve this issue.

The government is infusing a mandated plague to start to decrease the overpopulation of the earth.

Mr. Miller, in favor of the idea, said, “No question, the human population is the core of every single environmental issue that we have. Without this, who knows when we’d stop reproducing, probably never.”

Advocates for population stabilization include some of the most elite companies in America. Support for funding this cause is all thanks, in part, by: Amazon, The Bistro, and Petsmart.

The strain of bacteria that was created for the depopulation of the U.S. is a combination of Ebola, Zika, and the bubonic plague.

When asked about this, President Donald Trump said, “If you don’t want to die, just don’t get sick.”

This idea has brought a lot of controversy to the American populous. The only rationale for keeping people around is the existence of a decent heart, then again, maybe this is just Darwinism working its magic.