Knoch Knewz Story of the Week #3
Breaking Knewz: New Year New Me
New Year, New Me, announced senior Sumer Jasmine. “I really think this is going to my year,” exclaimed the excited optimist while adjusting the straps of his new glow in the dark backpack he received from Santa. “I know I said the same thing last year, but I really mean it. I’m going places this year,” said Jasmine. Several sources claimed that Jasmine is “a total loser” and can be found shoved in a locker mostly all of the time.
About the Contributor
Sam Gallagher, Editor
Hello all of you losers. For those of you who don't know who I am, my name's Sam. I best describe myself as terribly cynical and slightly rude, it's how I do. I'm a part-time intellectual, and a full-time pessimist. I am really good at complaining and making people angry. My hobbies include sleeping, eating, and avoiding human interaction at all costs.
