Dear Luke, What Did You Do That Was So Bad Santa Left You Haunted Coal?
What’s The Strangest Thing In Your Room?
“I have this big chunk of coal that I think is cursed because dogs bark at it.”
Item #1: cursed coal. Owner: senior Luke Wood. I rank this item 7/10 on the Phillips Weirdo-Meter.
Do you have any collections?
I used to collect money from around the world, but I don’t do that anymore. Also I have a cursed objects collection.
Cursed objects you say? How do you identify things as cursed?
I collect weird things that give me weird vibes.
Are you sentimental?
Yeah, I still have old clothes that don’t fit me anymore.
Do you still have anything in your room from your early childhood?
I have a stuffed animal from when I little inside a pillow case that I used to carry around as a blanket.
Do your parents or siblings have issues with the weird things in your room?
My family thinks my cursed objects collection is weird.
Thanks Luke Wood! Better luck next Christmas.