Knoch Knewz Story of the Week #1

Breaking Knewz: Knoch has Ghosts?

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Sam Gallagher, Publisher

Friday morning, Mrs. Lentz strolled into her room after lunch as if it were just another typical day. However, after setting lunch bag down, she realized her coffee pot was weirdly clean and not caked with three day coffee stains. The only considerable explanation for this unexpected coffee pot cleansing had to have been ghosts. “To be honest I’m quite spooked, it was probably that weird blue alien thing attached to my ceiling.” Students are quite perplexed by this concerning event. For those of you interested in finding out more about this bewildering ghost, there will be a seance in room 048 on January 15th, I’ll see you there.