Mr. Hooks

Mr. Hooks is a name many people at Knoch have come to love. Not many know, however, that he has gone double platinum with no features on two albums now. His debut album, which is the number one all-time hit in Moscow, featured artists such as Lil Wayne, Nickelback, and Lil Uzi Vert. Mr. Hooks is also known for discovering Lil Yacthy, who claims Mr. Hooks is his inspiration. He loves jamming to the below tunes when he’s feeling low about how poorly Nickelback is doing…

1. The Seventh House // IQ

2. Achilles Last Stand // Led Zeppelin

3. La Villa Strangiato // Rush

4. Shine On You Crazy Diamond // Pink Floyd

5. Afraid of Sunlight // Marillion

Mrs. Lentz

Mrs. Lentz, more popularly known by her street name “Tarentum Kelly,” is more than just the school teacher every senior has come to love. Many people are unaware of her astounding rap career, which started in 1994 with her hit single “Tough Timez in Tarentum (feat. Tupac Shakur).” After the decline of 90s rap (and the 90s in general), Mrs. Lentz decided to take up teaching in her spare time. Here are the hits she jams to when thinking about the good ole days:

1. Boys Don’t Cry // Cure

2. Lay Lady Lay // Bob Dylan

3. Where is my Mind // The Pixies

4. Maybe Sparrow // Neko Case

5. Skinny Love // Bon Iver