ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING IN THIS ARTICLE IS COMPLETELY ALLEGED 

     I almost can’t put into words how much I hate Apple Inc. but since that is basically my whole shtick with Savannah Hates Everything, I’ll try my best. 

     After many Monday mornings waking up 30 minutes late because my alarm from the Clock App just decided it wanted to make my life harder and not go off, and then 4 hours later it was made even better by my Iphone 15 being at 15% battery, after being at 100% when I left. 

     Have you ever spent the outrageous price for AppleCare, just for it to expire quite literally the same day that your product breaks? Hey, Me too! Funny how that works. 

     And mind you, AppleCare does about as much as my cat could do to fix my phone. In order for you to qualify, it had to have been in a temperature controlled setting, less than 22 inches from the ground, with a humorous, outrageous case on it. 

     You’re paying like 1,000 for something and they can’t even properly maintain it? OKAY, WHATEVER, IT’S FINE. 

     And the constant pressure to just constantly have a new one, but the new ones are 15 billion dollars and hideous, and your old one would work just fine if not for Apple slowing the software in order to convince you it’s time for an upgrade. 

If you also hate Apples but are too scared to switch, it’s ok, me too. Just stay angry and pretend like it bothers you a lot less than it actually does!