Please take a moment and try to guess what teacher this is. If you guessed Ms. Graham, I don’t know how you managed to, but you are correct. Rowan Fisher created this abomination and I feel bad for Ms. Graham. This would send me spiraling… Is this how people perceive me? Her face looks like she is going to have a stroke, we should probably get somebody on standby for that. I could only imagine her reaction to seeing this caricature of herself. In this work of fart, Ms. Graham’s shirt may appear to be a sweater to the naked eye but if you take a closer look, one of the sleeves is long like a normal sweater but on the left side it’s cut off like a sweater-vest. I’m not really sure what artistic (fartisic) direction Fisher was going with here, but this is really bad. (ART: ever heard of her? FART: 1,000,000%)

This portrait, similar to the last and in my opinion, looks nothing like who it is supposed to be. I present to you Ms. Woller… yeah. I don’t think it looks very much like her, maybe this is the other mother version of Ms. Woller. I’m a little offended by the misrepresentation of my queen Ms. Woller. Dear Katie Mix, what is this? She seems to have decided to let her long red hair that she 100% rocks on the daily go wild and free. (In reality it is short and not red, I can tell you that much.) (ART: 10.6%, FART: 89.4%)

I bet you couldn’t tell who this one is! I love how Mr. Thompson’s laugh is symbolized perfectly by the big and bold “HA HA HA” right next to his face. This portrait was masterfully created by Jake Krenzer. I don’t think I could come up with a better representation of Mr. Thompson. I love the attention to detail, especially the inclusion of the world history book, the shading on this piece is truly immaculate. Honestly, everything about this work of art down to the folds in Mr. Thompson’s shirt is near perfect. (ART: 1,000%, FART: 0%)