Aries (March 21- April 19)

Break out of your shell

Taurus (April 20-May 20)

You’ll find love even if it’s not as soon as you like

Gemini (May 21-June 20)

Life is not as perfect as it seems

Cancer (June 21-July 22)

You’re smart and pretty how?

Leo (July 23-August 22)

Take a vacation, go on a trip, for goodness sake just go somewhere other than where you live

Virgo (August 23-September 22)

Did you know the world is supposed to end on February 1st, I bet you didn’t

Libra (September 23-October 22)

It’s okay we are all a little insane

Scorpio (October 23-November 21)

Happy Birthday I hopes its amazing

Sagittarius (November 22 –December 21)

Go drink some Starbucks holiday coffee it will make you feel better

Capricorn (December 22-January 19)

Even though its only November listen to some Christmas music to get ready for the holiday season

Aquarius (January 20-February 18)

What are you even doing with your life

Pisces (February 19 –March 20)

All animals are your friend