Bryn Krason, Op-ed Editor

The Archer

November 22nd –December 21st

You guys really need to get sleep you’ll go to sleep at 4 AM each day it’s not healthy.



December 22nd– January 19th

Try not to sleep during every class. Granted we’re cyber but you still need to learn stuff.


AQUARIUS, The Water Bearer

January 20th –February 18th

Stop being hung up on your ex. New romance is in the horizon.


PISCES, The Fishes

February 19th –March 20th

I know you want to try to make that desert. But before you start making it check and see if you have all the ingredients.


ARIES, The Ram

March 21st-April 19th

Stop watching movies that make you cry. Every single night you do it I’m not sure if it’s healthy any more.


TAURUS, The Bull

April 20th-May 20th

Stop spending all your gift card money. You’re going to go regret getting these stupid purchases.


GEMINI, The Twins

May 21st-June 20th

Make that Etsy shop that you’re debating on whether or not you want to do. It is a stress reliever. That is your justification.


CANCER, The Crab

June 21st-July 22nd

Clean your room. I see the piles of clothes everywhere.


LEO, The Lion

July 23rd-August 22nd

Try not to trip over the tree and break all the Christmas ornaments. Be extra careful because you are very clumsy.


VIRGO, The Virgin

August 23rd– September 22nd

Now is not time to stop working on your skin care. I know You may be like what’s the point. The point is you still see people during Google meets.


LIBRA, The Scales

September 23rd -October 22nd

Please get out of the house. You’ve been inside for the past three weeks that is not healthy breathing in the same air.


SCORPIO, The Scorpion

October 23rd –November 21st

I know that you are sick and tired of your hair, but remember in a week you’ll regret getting a pixie cut instead of your long luscious locks.