Horoscope

LIBRA, The Scales

September 23rd -October 22nd

Did you brush your teeth today?

 

SCORPIO, The Scorpion

October 23rd –November 21st

Study for your next test at the end of the term.

 

The Archer

November 22nd –December 21st

Don’t trip 

 

CAPRICORN, The Goat

December 22nd– January 19th

Drink milk, your bones look brittle

 

 AQUARIUS, The Water Bearer

January 20th –February 18th

Go outside and touch grass 

 

PISCES, The Fishes

February 19th –March 20th

Don’t get a tattoo 

 

 ARIES, The Ram

March 21st-April 19th

Don’t forget to get gas

 

 TAURUS, The Bull

April 20th-May 20th

Be kind, your mom is watching

 

 GEMINI, The Twins

May 21st-June 20th

Make food, if you keep on getting fast food you will be broke

 

 CANCER, The Crab

June 21st-July 22nd

Look nice tomorrow, someone may take your picture

 

 LEO, The Lion

July 23rd-August 22nd

Don’t get hit by a bus even though you want free college 

 

VIRGO, The Virgin

August 23rd– September 22nd

Don’t forget to do your online classes.