March Horoscopes
Aries
March 21 – April 19
March 21 – April 19
Your bitmoji looks nothing likes you, change it.
Taurus
April 20 – May 20
April 20 – May 20
Trust me, splurge on that new pair of shoes because you need it.
Cancer
June 21 – July 22
June 21 – July 22
Go to The Cheesecake Factory to get some cheesecake.
Gemini
May 21 – June 20
Look up sad movie scenes and cry yourself to sleep.
Leo
July 23 – August 22
July 23 – August 22
You should change your name to something like Cosmo or Pippa.
Virgo
August 23 – September 22
August 23 – September 22
We get it…….
Libra
September 23 – October 22
September 23 – October 22
Look up funny Shutterstock photos, it’ll make you feel better.
Scorpio
October 23 – November 21
October 23 – November 21
Don’t be sad, be rad!!!
Sagittarius
November 22 – December 21
November 22 – December 21
You should go fix something and be useful for once.
Capricorn
December 22 – January 19
December 22 – January 19
It’s Girl Scout cookie season soooo
Aquarius
January 20 – February 18
January 20 – February 18
Make friendship bracelets with your friend because it’s not legit until then.
Pisces
February 19 – March 20
February 19 – March 20
Go for a run or something idk man why are you reading this??
About the Writer

Emily DiPasquale, Photo Editor
Hey! My name is Emily DiPasquale and I'm a 16 year old sophomore. My life consists of anything to do with music, photography, friends, and The Office. On occasion, I go to concerts and Sheetz which is lit (hmu if you wanna join sometime). One of only friends is my dog, Chloe, which my blog is about so you should check it out!